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Hack N' Slash G-Fuel Friday the 13th Energy Drink

Jason Voorhees | Published on the september 18th 2023, 3:30 am | 1335 Views

Official Description

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-ha … It’s an eerie night, but when you’re on the shores of Crystal Lake, it’s easy for the mind to play tricks on you. You’ve heard the campfire stories about a mysterious killer who can’t be stopped … not even by death. Suddenly, fear cuts to your core like a razor-sharp machete as a hulking form in a jumpsuit and hockey mask strides forward from the shadows. In a panic, you run into a nearby cabin and shove a dresser in front of the door to create a crude barricade. In the dim light, you spot a calendar with today’s foreboding date circled in red … FRIDAY THE 13TH.

You desperately search the cabin to find something – anything – to help you escape this horror. While rummaging through the absent camper’s belongings, you find the one thing that will ensure this won’t be your “final chapter”: G FUEL Hack ‘N’ Slash! Inspired by the legendary Friday the 13th franchise and featuring artwork of slasher icon Jason Voorhees himself, this chilling combination of grapefruit, lime, orange, lemon, passionfruit, tangerine, and blood orange is formulated to help you get the Game-Changing energy boost you need to make your escape!


This is an Officially Licensed Energy Drink this is licensed from New Line Cinema and Warner Bros. (WB) and likely even licensed from Horror Inc This is obvious due to the fact the Mask in the Promo is from Freddy Vs Jason played by both Ken Kirzinger and Doug Taits.

Note: They got the iconic chant wrong it's definitely Ki-Ki-Ki Ma-Ma-Ma but we can't fault everyone!

The flavor of Hack N' Slash is a Fruit Punch (See Description) you may buy this energy drink from these links below:

G-Fuel: Hack N Slash Cans

GNC Hack N' Slash Energy Drinks

You may also find and buy them at your local Walmarts or GNC stores!

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